Introducing the WSOP Champion 2027
Mr Jake Brian Banner Hawkins:
He was only born at 8.18pm on September 30th 2005 and he already knows not to play Ax suited in early position and the folly of trying to steal the big blind from small blind.
He is showing early nipping promise too.
Some Jake special bets:
Spread on how long it will take to change my pokerstars picture to one of him: 4-6 days.
Odds on who Jake ultimately supports: 4/11 QPR 2/1 Darlington 66/1 bar two.
Betting on Jakes first word/phrase: 4/1 Value. 5/1 Lucky. 7/1 Fish. 12/1 Unbelievable. 25/1 You'll be alright. 50/1 Have you got a score until Friday? 100/1 Marvellous.
Months until he plays his first tournament: 60-62
Months until he tells his first bad beat story: 60.1-62.1
Seriously. Mother and Baby are doing great. Father is a bit bewildered but very very happy.
He was only born at 8.18pm on September 30th 2005 and he already knows not to play Ax suited in early position and the folly of trying to steal the big blind from small blind.
He is showing early nipping promise too.
Some Jake special bets:
Spread on how long it will take to change my pokerstars picture to one of him: 4-6 days.
Odds on who Jake ultimately supports: 4/11 QPR 2/1 Darlington 66/1 bar two.
Betting on Jakes first word/phrase: 4/1 Value. 5/1 Lucky. 7/1 Fish. 12/1 Unbelievable. 25/1 You'll be alright. 50/1 Have you got a score until Friday? 100/1 Marvellous.
Months until he plays his first tournament: 60-62
Months until he tells his first bad beat story: 60.1-62.1
Seriously. Mother and Baby are doing great. Father is a bit bewildered but very very happy.
22 Comments:
Congrats Keith,cant wait to see you so you can buy me a drink.
When my son was born, someone said I would live in a different world now, never more true words spoken.
regards
Craig
Congrats Keith,best wishes to the 3 of you.
Lovejoy
well done mate. How you gonna cope with the sleepless nights, constant screaming,eating at iregular hours and the demand for more money now needed....on 2nd thoughts you'll be fine.
ariston
Very very happy for you!
DY
Congratulations!
Great news Keith, delighted to hear it. Congrats to all three !
Andy.
Congratulations Keith.
Wave goodbye to sleep for a while though...
Well played mate.
All the best to you, Catherine and Jake.
Bob & Joy xxx
Obviously a little disappointed that you didn't go for David Neil Lawrence Dominic Paul Alex Bill Tristan Hawkins
but Jake is good too.
:)
DY
Well done Keith, brilliant news. Glad to hear mum doing well - I suppose she will soon be the dealer eh?
Oh, and Jake is perfect!
Best wishes
Steve & Xuyen
Delighted for both of you , i know you will be great parents , all the best .
Simon and Mathilde x x
Ahhhhhhh
Looks like a nipper to me :)
Great stuff Keith.
Is Jake the Poker Bastard?
Well done to Mum too.
The Gent
Congratulations Keith give my regards to Catherine & Jake...believe me your life has just changed for the better!!
Congratulations to you both
Good health above all
Yannis
Congratulations Keith, you're very lucky. All the best for the future.
Steve
Congratulations Keith, I can just pictute it, laptop on one knee and Jake on the other.
Best wishes
Congratulations Keith.
All the best for to all of you
CB
Congratulations.
Get the beers in!
can i have two quid on youll be allright?I think youve fucken lost it in the excitement
best of luck
padraig
Congrats to all three of you, being a new father myself fairly recently i know the great feelings you are going through, and it just keeps getting better and better.
Fantastic news and enjoy every moment.
Dan Samson.
Thanks for the good wishes everyone.
Jake is just perfect.
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