Saturday, October 01, 2005

Introducing the WSOP Champion 2027

Mr Jake Brian Banner Hawkins:




He was only born at 8.18pm on September 30th 2005 and he already knows not to play Ax suited in early position and the folly of trying to steal the big blind from small blind.

He is showing early nipping promise too.


Some Jake special bets:

Spread on how long it will take to change my pokerstars picture to one of him: 4-6 days.

Odds on who Jake ultimately supports: 4/11 QPR 2/1 Darlington 66/1 bar two.

Betting on Jakes first word/phrase: 4/1 Value. 5/1 Lucky. 7/1 Fish. 12/1 Unbelievable. 25/1 You'll be alright. 50/1 Have you got a score until Friday? 100/1 Marvellous.

Months until he plays his first tournament: 60-62

Months until he tells his first bad beat story: 60.1-62.1



Seriously. Mother and Baby are doing great. Father is a bit bewildered but very very happy.

24 Comments:

Anonymous I KNOW IT said...

Congrats Keith,cant wait to see you so you can buy me a drink.
When my son was born, someone said I would live in a different world now, never more true words spoken.
regards
Craig

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Keith,best wishes to the 3 of you.

Lovejoy

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well done mate. How you gonna cope with the sleepless nights, constant screaming,eating at iregular hours and the demand for more money now needed....on 2nd thoughts you'll be fine.
ariston

6:57 PM  
Blogger David Young said...

Very very happy for you!

DY

8:38 PM  
Blogger Nemesis said...

Congratulations!

1:04 AM  
Blogger Andy_Ward said...

Great news Keith, delighted to hear it. Congrats to all three !

Andy.

1:48 AM  
Blogger Div said...

Congratulations Keith.

Wave goodbye to sleep for a while though...

3:03 AM  
Anonymous Bob Coombes said...

Well played mate.

All the best to you, Catherine and Jake.

Bob & Joy xxx

3:27 AM  
Blogger David Young said...

Obviously a little disappointed that you didn't go for David Neil Lawrence Dominic Paul Alex Bill Tristan Hawkins

but Jake is good too.

:)

DY

6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done Keith, brilliant news. Glad to hear mum doing well - I suppose she will soon be the dealer eh?

Oh, and Jake is perfect!

Best wishes
Steve & Xuyen

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Delighted for both of you , i know you will be great parents , all the best .

Simon and Mathilde x x

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhh

Looks like a nipper to me :)

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff Keith.

Is Jake the Poker Bastard?

Well done to Mum too.

The Gent

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Steve Templeman said...

Congratulations Keith give my regards to Catherine & Jake...believe me your life has just changed for the better!!

11:35 AM  
Blogger Steve Leighton said...

Congratulations to you both,
how about coming up to Allendale to 'wet the baby's head in the near future?
All the best,
Steve

11:49 AM  
Blogger Stevie Bennett said...

Congratulations mate. Fantastic news. My very best wishes to the three of you.

Has he been enrolled in QPR's junior supporters club yet?

Stevie B

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations to you both

Good health above all

Yannis

5:04 PM  
Blogger chaos said...

Congratulations Keith, you're very lucky. All the best for the future.

Steve

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Carmy said...

Congratulations Keith, I can just pictute it, laptop on one knee and Jake on the other.
Best wishes

4:51 AM  
Anonymous Commie Boy said...

Congratulations Keith.

All the best for to all of you

CB

12:43 PM  
Blogger SimonG. said...

Congratulations.

Get the beers in!

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i have two quid on youll be allright?I think youve fucken lost it in the excitement
best of luck
padraig

6:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to all three of you, being a new father myself fairly recently i know the great feelings you are going through, and it just keeps getting better and better.

Fantastic news and enjoy every moment.

Dan Samson.

10:55 AM  
Blogger The Camel said...

Thanks for the good wishes everyone.

Jake is just perfect.

9:53 AM  

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